What is the difference between a Jew and Goy? By D.N Kaye

what is the difference between a jew and a goy? Its very simple! jews get their doodle chopped when they’r 8 days old! they are forced to read prayers all day! torah all night! wake up to pray on their weekends which are meant to be their day of rest! read a torah portion in front of a few hundred ppl at age 13! learn all day till 22 when they then get married to the woman of their ‘dreams’ who they meet only under the chupah! and who they fantasized behind their brick walled yeshiva and until now thought of them as bad and evil creatures that lure you to sin! and the biggest difference is definately the food. although gefilte fish and chicken soup aint that bad. try feeding a goy cholent and kishke! or maror and about 2 thirds of a stale matzah within 4 minutes or you have to do it again [on pesach] (this is also after 2 cups of wine on an empty stomach)! we are nuts! chosen?! more like chosen to be losers! right? but somehow i feel fine with it? it doesn’t bother me at all and i am happy when pesach comes round?! you know why? because i’m a crazy jew who beleives and feels a closeness to god when i do these things. if i do it as a robot, i feel stupid, but when I CHOOSE TO DO IT! i feel really close to him! i have a neshoma and thats what makes the difference!